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| Subject: funny jokes XD 11/27/2009, 12:21 pm | |
| lol so hey i wanted to make a post to see if yeh knew any funny joskes . reply a joke ploxx. My joke: The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods." The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?" The guy says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it." A few months later, he returns to the bar in worse condition. "I shaved the tail of one of the horses, but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!" The bartender says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane?" A few months later the guy is back. "I shaved the mane of one of the horses, but it grew back!" The bartender yells, "Just measure the damn horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The guy storms out of the bar. The next day, the guy runs into the bar. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!" | |
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 11/27/2009, 12:27 pm | |
| lol wow... would have thought he was color blind
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| Subject: another joke 11/27/2009, 12:56 pm | |
| A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. | |
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 11/27/2009, 1:09 pm | |
| lol man if i were her i'd be piissed
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 11/27/2009, 1:13 pm | |
| - Admin wrote:
- lol man if i were her i'd be piissed
XD now u try posting a joke (btw why dont you make a joke forum) XD | |
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 11/27/2009, 1:56 pm | |
| well i'm just trying to keep all the general stuff that people like in this forum. you could make a thread called "Official Joke Thread". People can go there to post jokes and what not. lol i'm not big on joke telling. More of a spur of the moment funny guy but here's a link to a funny knock knock joke. https://www.youtube.com/v/4DFTmBrMYPw&hl=en_US&fs=1&
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 11/28/2009, 3:03 pm | |
| hahhahahahahahahh holly crap man dat shiz funny man i crapped my pants.
BTW KNOCK KNOCK XD | |
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 11/28/2009, 3:31 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 12/1/2009, 12:59 pm | |
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| Subject: loldsajdoalmdanc 12/1/2009, 3:53 pm | |
| Me i kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 12/1/2009, 3:55 pm | |
| - lollipopers582 wrote:
Me i kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao, that was pretty funny . | |
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 12/1/2009, 3:57 pm | |
| XD read this one (btw didnt happen to me): True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. | |
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| Subject: Re: funny jokes XD 12/2/2009, 12:24 am | |
| yeah i can find that to be a very good thing lol | |
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