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PostSubject: Pacman the lazy turd   3/2/2010, 8:08 am

This is a little short story I had to do for math class awhile back:

Pacman had just eaten a power pellet. He saw two ghosts flying in a perfect circle. Since Pacman is a lazy turd, he decided to move in a perfectly straight line, intersecting the ghosts at two points on the circle and omnomnoming them in the process. For some reason, Pacman did not feel any remorse at all for brutally murdering two ghosts and ruining the lives of their family members. Immediately following the vicious attack, Pacman went home to Mrs. Pacman and Pacman Jr. He was even able to sleep that night. Pacman then went on to star in two terrible platformers and one moderately good one before recieving the death penalty for copyright infringement, because the similarities between Pacman World Rally and Mario Kart were way too big to be a coincidence, the jury decided. Shortly after, Pacman was eaten by baby chipmunks in a completely unrelated incident. Nobody missed him. The end.

Strangely enough, I recieved a 100% for this assignment. I still don't know how that's possible.
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PostSubject: Re: Pacman the lazy turd   3/2/2010, 3:05 pm

Congrats.
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PostSubject: Re: Pacman the lazy turd   3/3/2010, 8:11 am

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Congrats.
Good story too Very Happy

Thanks. I pretty much just started with the whole perfect circle concept and then made it up as I went along, but I'm glad you liked it.
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PostSubject: Re: Pacman the lazy turd   3/3/2010, 10:35 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Pacman the lazy turd   3/7/2010, 12:36 am

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