There's a guest on...

...and I feel like I'm being watched. He won't sign on, and I can't really contact him, so I don't know if he's signing up. I'm kinda scared I mean, he's just sitting there, reading our threads, silent, staring, watching, waiting. He's lurking in the shadows and to be honest, it's creepy. What should I do?

Don't be scared, i'm here too.
Let's just wait.. maybe he has good intentions.

Oh wait, i noticed that i'm the only one online.
Wait a second..
GUEST! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SPUNKY?! :'(

Lol
The guest killed him in the RW(Real World)!!!

Code:

ALERT!!!ALERT!!!
Just saying hi, no deaths, yup
over

There is this one Guest that stays somewhere on the Coast of California that has been lookin' at the site since i made it. Kinda strange..

HELP! jsgdas,sahgjdskjldfm, BEING jndbZSvfknmvzx ATTACKED BY jdskjhbdsbmfsdkfgdjsgdn GUEST! ihsadhmjdsabnmafvnsa

Spunky6666 wrote:

HELP! jsgdas,sahgjdskjldfm, BEING jndbZSvfknmvzx ATTACKED BY jdskjhbdsbmfsdkfgdjsgdn GUEST! ihsadhmjdsabnmafvnsa

Oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!
Guest, come here you fucker. Don't mess with Spunky!
*Runs towards guest to punch him in the face, but fails because of a lack of legs*
ARGH, MY LEGS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEGS!!!?

Phew! It's all right guys, I'm safe now. That was crazy! See, last night I was posting at around 9:30 when all of a sudden this guest guy breaks down my door and starts screaming some nonsense about how he hates mayonnaise and bear cubs! When I tried to type for help, he started banging my head on the keyboard, hense the crazy jibberish inbetween each word. I was knocked out, and when I woke up I was in some sort of dungeon. I was left alone in the dark for a few hours, but then the guest walked into the room carrying a chainsaw! Luckily, MH16 got my message and distracted the guest just long enough for me to get my hands on his chainsaw. I was able to hold off the guest with it while I tied him up and called the police. I was then able to escape, and here I am now telling you the story. That guest won't be bothering anybody anytime soon, as he's been arrested and put in maximum security. Apparently, he was a wanted criminal. I guess that means that the Verve is once again relatively safe from psycho killers, so nobody has to worry about being attacked anymore. Oh, and don't worry about MH16 either. He lost his legs to the guest, but was also able to escape by crawling away. I made sure to grab his legs before he left, and the doctors think they'll be able to put them back on with some cool new surgery. I owe my life to that guy! Anyway, now that that's over, I think I'm just going to go back to posting like I normally do now. I like things a lot better that way.

Spunky6666 wrote:

Phew! It's all right guys, I'm safe now. That was crazy! See, last night I was posting at around 9:30 when all of a sudden this guest guy breaks down my door and starts screaming some nonsense about how he hates mayonnaise and bear cubs! When I tried to type for help, he started banging my head on the keyboard, hense the crazy jibberish inbetween each word. I was knocked out, and when I woke up I was in some sort of dungeon. I was left alone in the dark for a few hours, but then the guest walked into the room carrying a chainsaw! Luckily, MH16 got my message and distracted the guest just long enough for me to get my hands on his chainsaw. I was able to hold off the guest with it while I tied him up and called the police. I was then able to escape, and here I am now telling you the story. That guest won't be bothering anybody anytime soon, as he's been arrested and put in maximum security. Apparently, he was a wanted criminal. I guess that means that the Verve is once again relatively safe from psycho killers, so nobody has to worry about being attacked anymore. Oh, and don't worry about MH16 either. He lost his legs to the guest, but was also able to escape by crawling away. I made sure to grab his legs before he left, and the doctors think they'll be able to put them back on with some cool new surgery. I owe my life to that guy! Anyway, now that that's over, I think I'm just going to go back to posting like I normally do now. I like things a lot better that way.

NO WAY!!!I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Pics or it didn't happen...

DarkKingBernard wrote:

NO WAY!!!I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Pics or it didn't happen...

Where in there did I say I had a camera at any point? I was attacked, remember?

You can't get raped over the internet.

Crap! Gothclawz is on to me and this thread is dying faster than a 3D hedgehog! Ramirez! Make everybody on the Verve Joint Forums forgive me for making this thread while Keyboard Cat plays me off!

Fuck keyboards
This is better!!!