NG Ban Thread

if you ever get banned from the Ng BBS, post the ban message in here. sometimes they can be pretty crazy lol

Was 2 dayas then it changed to 15 now it's 8 with 2 left

ERROR – You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 8 days. You have 2 days, 1 hour, 26 minutes and 10 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: You have been banned for creating a spam thread, entitled "My dad is cooler." Banta Claus has something special in his sack for you. See you after Christmas.

InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

I wish I had at least one interesting ban story to tell, but I don't. I need to get some adventure in my life.

lol wow, i can't believe you've never been banned. one of the main reasons i made this forum is because i always get banned on the Ng BBS.

Oh god dammit. Well I was trying to get 4,000 posts by the end of the year by TRYING to post good.

Besides, WHY WOULD I GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING PAGE IF THE TOPIC IW ANT TO POST IN IS AT THE TOP HUH?

ERROR – You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 2 days, 5 hours, 13 minutes and 45 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: "I thought this forum is for something NG related. Really. Unless you're having problems with the site, post it in general. Vista sucks ass." the most annoying variety of backseat modding. Not only were you being a dick to a n00blet in where is/how to, you also decided all on your own where the thread belonged and felt it necessary to ignore the bright green online moderator in the forum with you and not PM me if you thought something didn't belong. WTF dude? ~Mal

just about 670 more to go! Well atleast I got 82 out of the way before being banned. That's a new record.

man those 3 day bans suck.

You've got to be a pretty big fuckwit to get banned from the NG forums more than once or twice.

i've been poting a lot within the last month. mods have been banning me for so many stupid things. it's kind of hard not to get banned. lol

I post at least six or seven times a day and I haven't been banned for like a year.

hey admin u shud check these they may help u http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/rules

awesumdewd wrote:

hey admin u shud check these they may help u http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/rules

lol it's funny. i was making a rules thread the same time you were tellin' me about rules i should make. well the rules i got right now I think are good, i'm not gonna be too much of a hardass. If you're curious about the rules check out Verve Joint Rules thread tacked at the top.

Now this is a good feature for this site. Being able to do the things you wouldn't normally be able to do on the BBS.

GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

Now this is a good feature for this site. Being able to do the things you wouldn't normally be able to do on the BBS.

yeah..no way you could post a thread like this on the Ng BBS lol..that'd most likely be a ban.

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 2 days. You have 2 days, 2 hours, 35 minutes and 8 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: "Not to be a negative **g*** but these kinds of things are best kept to your blog. Be sure to read the rules page & have fun on Newgrounds. " - backseat modding/smart-assing around the word filter. ~Jamoke

Please read the BBS rules.

What? All I meant to say was 'nagger'. :3

Even teh CLAWZ is here

Letiger wrote:

Even teh CLAWZ is here

Are you being racist?

No you big Spammer

Letiger wrote:

No you big Spammer

What are you being racist for?

i can't stand Jamoke..he has like no life. Every single time i get on the Ng BBS he's on. I always end up getting banned before i get off too.

i was sendin' some messages to members and all of a sudden Ng goes into Maintenance "In ur tank, Maintanin' ur servers"

I wonder what they're doin'

Jomadx wrote:

i was sendin' some messages to members and all of a sudden Ng goes into Maintenance "In ur tank, Maintanin' ur servers"
I wonder what they're doin'

Having a wank?

ERROR – You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 5 days. You have 12 hours, 37 minutes and 1 second left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: "umm... News post?" Backseat modding. -Poozy

Not very interesting, but 5 days?

although, I haven't been banned recently, i will show some screenies of my favourite bans.

This one was done by Rig, when joking around in stickams, it lasted 15 minutes.



This one was malachy, I was bored and seemed like it was the appropriate thing to do



This one I asked Renae to ban me for a day. She was sweet enough to do so. it is probably the only ban you will ever see a "<3"

GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

Letiger wrote:

No you big Spammer

What are you being racist for?

What are you smoking for?

Racism again.