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PostSubject: Conal Tells a Joke   6/8/2010, 10:14 am

Okay, so there's this family who talk into a talent agency. There's a mother, a father, a baby & a son. They walk into the talent agency & ask the talent agent if they could perform their act, the talent agent says "Sorry, we don't do any family acts, they're too cutesy" so the family say "Oh please sir, just give us 5 minutes, we know you'll like our act" so the talent agent says "Aright you got 5 minutes" so the family put some circus music on & get started right away.

The father takes the nappy off the baby & starts licking its ass hole while the mother squats down & starts shitting in the sons mouth. Then they stick the baby head first, halfway up the women's vagina & the father starts fucking it while it's still in the mother. Then the son takes the shit from his mouth & smears it all over everybody.

Then eventually the father cums all over the baby, the wife & the son. Then the family say "And now for our impersonation of the 9/11 victims" so the family start running all around the stage covered in shit & piss & cum screaming "Oh no, the building's coming down!" until the family run into the front, centre of the stage & shout "Tada!" and the talent agent just sits there... and eventually he says "What would you call an act like that?" and the family say "The aristocrats".

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PostSubject: Re: Conal Tells a Joke   6/11/2010, 4:48 am

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PostSubject: Re: Conal Tells a Joke   6/27/2010, 8:49 pm

That is way, way too deep for a forum like this.
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PostSubject: Re: Conal Tells a Joke   6/27/2010, 9:59 pm

This is super naasty

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PostSubject: Re: Conal Tells a Joke   6/27/2010, 10:04 pm

That turtle's balls just exploaded. What kind of horrible thing could compare to that? that's just..horrible... poor turtle. i bet he wishes he still had his tiny green balls. Sad

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