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Subject: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/22/2010, 1:53 pm
It's me, Conal lied. He sent me to prison for the murdering of those bunnies but it was HE who did it. They were going to vote for Jomadx at the next election and Conal knew they outnumbered his voters so he killed them and planted the knife in my cave.
Don't you see, He worked his way up the ranks, He's become the top poster and he leaves pictures of his face everywhere, If Conal wins the election he will become a monarch and destory our economy to fuel his gay parties and have famous artist paint head shots of him.
But we can stop him, I KNOW HIS ONE WEAKNESS. Conal is gay, As we know. He weakness is an attractive women. At the sight of one Conals face will melt and he will attempt to destroy her but will give her the weapons needed to take out the pale faced pansy.
Tonight we shall rendezvous at mc donalds at 7:00pm EST, Bring any blunt/sharp object, Guns, mousetraps, and fag repel, As much as you can carry. Also whatever you do, DON'T wear purple or pink.
Good luck my friends
- Sunshein
Spunky6666 Satanic
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/22/2010, 2:34 pm
Wait...so good looking girls make...what? OH, I get it the chick is supposed to beat Conal up, and melt his face? Okay wait, maybe I don't get it...hm, you know, even if Conal DID kill those bunnies, I don't feel like this plan was very well thought out. If you want any sort of weapon from me, you're gonna need a better plan, and maybe some actual incriminating evidence would help too, because I don't feel like you're being very fair.
But I do like McDonalds, and I'm not really doing anything tonight...hm...
Mussirus Italia Ferrari
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/22/2010, 5:59 pm
Wait a second. If the weakness for a gay person is a beautiful woman, then is the weakness of a straight person a beautiful guy? If so, then Conal might be my weakness.
Spoiler:
Conal 1337
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/23/2010, 3:15 am
I've logged your IP addresses for hacking, IRL murder & rape.
DarkKingBernard Boeing
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/23/2010, 10:20 am
Loool wtf!!!??? XD
Jomadx Like a Boss!
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/26/2010, 1:59 pm
HEEEYYY YEAAHHHH I'M GONNA RIIIDE INSAAAANNNNEEEE, AND AT THE MOMENT LIFE STARTS TO BUURNN I'M GONNA RIIDE THIIIS SUNSET TO THE GRAAVVEE
you can find me in disguise as the burger king at your nearest mcdonalds. i'll be on a harley burnin' rubber. c-ya there
Fiaman Bangkok
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/26/2010, 3:11 pm
Jomadx wrote:
HEEEYYY YEAAHHHH I'M GONNA RIIIDE INSAAAANNNNEEEE, AND AT THE MOMENT LIFE STARTS TO BUURNN I'M GONNA RIIDE THIIIS SUNSET TO THE GRAAVVEE
SEVENDUST-Ride Insane off their 2010 album -Cold Day Memory-
