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PostSubject: I came hard today.   12/30/2009, 6:44 pm

[23:33:44] @ Admin : how's everything?
[23:34:08] Jono : Oh I'm good
[23:34:37] Jono : Just shook up after looking at a guy's face, shot in the eye in Iran on YT
[23:34:42] Q has joined the chat on Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:34
[23:35:04] Q : Hai guyz
[23:37:05] Jono : Hellooooo thar
[23:37:43] Q : How are you this fine day?
[23:37:48] Deano10 has joined the chat on Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:37
[23:37:55] Jono : Good, lazy
[23:38:01] GOTHCLAWZ has joined the chat on Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:38
[23:38:07] Deano10 : hi everyone
[23:38:07] GOTHCLAWZ : Masturbation.
[23:38:20] Jono : I have masturbated today thank you.
[23:38:29] Q : That's nice to know
[23:38:34] GOTHCLAWZ : 40 users...
[23:38:35] Jono : Razz
[23:38:43] GOTHCLAWZ : I just came.
[23:38:54] Q : Thank you for telling me
[23:38:59] GOTHCLAWZ : Watching Little April finger herself made me cum buckets.
[23:39:08] Jono : Keep going *fapfapfap*
[23:39:18] Deano10 : didnt need to know that lol
[23:39:29] Q : You all disgust me!!! D:
[23:39:30] Q : jk
[23:39:44] GOTHCLAWZ : I was stroking my cock against my bed sheets when I felt like a machine gun of spunk shot out of my hardened penis.
[23:39:59] Deano10 : Evil or Very Mad
[23:40:01] Q : You described that in too mch detail...
[23:40:09] Jono : DAMN how big are your balls so you can cum bucketloads?
[23:40:32] Q : THIS big! *hold out arms*
[23:40:41] Q : brb
[23:40:57] Deano10 : i could have went my whole life without knowing that
[23:41:10] GOTHCLAWZ : I gradually sped up my humping in extasy until I finally reached climax.
[23:41:17] Deano10 is Disconnected on Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:41
[23:41:21] GOTHCLAWZ : At this point I slowed down & gasped for breath.
[23:41:24] Q : rb
[23:41:45] GOTHCLAWZ : While the sweat dripped down my hard penis & cum stains were all over my sheets.
[23:41:47] Q : Jeez, why don't you make a book out of this?
[23:41:56] Jono : I would read it...
[23:42:01] GOTHCLAWZ : Me too.
[23:42:03] Jono : With my pants off...
[23:42:11] Q : Submit it to the Creative Writing section. I bet tons of people would read it.
[23:42:41] Jono : And have splooge dripping once they reach the end!
[23:42:50] Jono : Gawd we males..
[23:43:03] Q : We rock
[23:43:11] GOTHCLAWZ : Yeah. I love my penis.
[23:43:15] Jono : It's a rad bromance
[23:43:26] Q : You saw that video?
[23:43:31] GOTHCLAWZ : This is now becoming a thread. Over & out.

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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   12/30/2009, 6:46 pm

You, my good sir, have won the internet.
Please claim your prize at the front office.
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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   12/30/2009, 6:54 pm

10/10

Today I've read one of the most interesting writings I've came accross, possibly one of the most interesting of my life.

The one and the only piece named: I came hard today.

I would encourage anyone, especially those who 'enjoy' authentically detailed a exhilarating experiences.

I came hard today delivers (Literally) the whole package of a story filled with tragic, mystery and a (Very) happy ending.
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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   12/30/2009, 6:56 pm

Even the New York Times rated it 10/10!!!

"This piece is wonderful. It is truly an amazing read, and I suggest it to everyone."
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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   12/30/2009, 7:13 pm

i cant believe u acutally (spelling?) posted this
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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   12/30/2009, 9:00 pm

wow..somebody should do the voices and make this into a cartoonish flash animation. It would be perfect for the Flash Animation board.

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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   12/30/2009, 10:46 pm

It'll be called: "I Came Hard Today: The Movie"
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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   1/1/2010, 1:16 am

I loved the bit where the car crashed into the world trade centre & knocked it over.

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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   1/1/2010, 1:32 am

Oh, and remember when the guy found 1,000,000 dollars? Oh, that was epic.
And the island exploding? Oh, amazing.
And remember when I killed the joke? Oh, good times.
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PostSubject: Re: I came hard today.   1/2/2010, 2:54 pm

Yeah totally. I got a call from a mass Hollywood production company asking if I will allow them to make a movie out of it.

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