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Mussirus
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|  Subject: I just had the best shit ever. 10/24/2010, 6:51 am | |
| Last night i went to a friends house, because it was his birthday. A drank a bit too much and ate way too much. We went to bed around 5 AM and now i'm home again.
Now you may ask yourself: ''And what about the shit?''
Hold on, hold on. I'll tell ya.
Because of last night i ain't feeling too good right now and i had a stomach ache. But then i went to the bathroom and took a huge dump which also took away my stomach ache.
It felt heavenly. Really, wonderful. | |
| | | | logic
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| | Subject: Re: I just had the best shit ever. 10/24/2010, 6:52 pm | |
| I like taking a shit while it's raining, hearing the rain hit the windowsill... It's relaxing. | |
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| | Subject: Re: I just had the best shit ever. 10/24/2010, 8:10 pm | |
| I'm such a embarass...  | |
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| | Subject: Re: I just had the best shit ever. 10/24/2010, 10:40 pm | |
| Well gee, thanks, I've always wanted to know what everybody's favorite shit was. | |
| | | | Mussirus
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| | Subject: Re: I just had the best shit ever. 10/25/2010, 10:22 am | |
| Hey, I remember this one time I was in school & the toilet had the top lid screwed on. It was the lid which is used to cover the flushing mechanism.
Anyway, I took my penknife out & undid the screws. I opened the lid & took a large diarrhoea shit inside it. I then screwed it back on. The next person to flush would have got a surprise.
The last time I saw that toilet (before the fire a few weeks later) it had cracks where the screws were. Some pissed off janitor must have ripped it off in his/her hast. | |
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