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PostSubject: Re: good song lyrics or poems for    12/7/2010, 3:23 pm

I'm A Wanker - Ivor Bigun

My mother said

That I never should

Never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood

Their giggling talk I could never understood

And thats why I fell in love with my right hand



(Chorus)

And thats why

I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker

And does it good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker

And im always pulling my pudd



I was 25 years old

Before I was kissed

And then I found the guy prefered

A swift one off the wrist

Its cheap and convenient

And you cant catch VD

Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free



(Chorus)

And thats why

I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm wanker

I'm a wanker

And im always pulling my pudd



Oh Mrs Harn

And your 5 lovely daughters

Thank you for having me

And being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms

And my donkeys growing shorter

My knees have turnt to water

And I think im going blind



I've wanked over Italy

I've wanked over Spain

I've wanked in an omibus

I've even had a **** in a train



I've used a badger

And a lemon

And a cat

A inflatable Linda Lovelace

And a David Crocket hat



(Chorus)

And thats why

I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker

And im always pulling my pudd



Oh Mrs Harn

And your 5 lovely daughters

Thank you for having me

And being oh so kind

I've pains in my arms

And my donkeys growing shorter

My knees have turnt to water

And I think im going blind

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