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Subject: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/22/2010, 1:53 pm
It's me, Conal lied. He sent me to prison for the murdering of those bunnies but it was HE who did it. They were going to vote for Jomadx at the next election and Conal knew they outnumbered his voters so he killed them and planted the knife in my cave.
Don't you see, He worked his way up the ranks, He's become the top poster and he leaves pictures of his face everywhere, If Conal wins the election he will become a monarch and destory our economy to fuel his gay parties and have famous artist paint head shots of him.
But we can stop him, I KNOW HIS ONE WEAKNESS. Conal is gay, As we know. He weakness is an attractive women. At the sight of one Conals face will melt and he will attempt to destroy her but will give her the weapons needed to take out the pale faced pansy.
Tonight we shall rendezvous at mc donalds at 7:00pm EST, Bring any blunt/sharp object, Guns, mousetraps, and fag repel, As much as you can carry. Also whatever you do, DON'T wear purple or pink.
Good luck my friends
- Sunshein
Spunky6666 Satanic
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/22/2010, 2:34 pm
Wait...so good looking girls make...what? OH, I get it the chick is supposed to beat Conal up, and melt his face? Okay wait, maybe I don't get it...hm, you know, even if Conal DID kill those bunnies, I don't feel like this plan was very well thought out. If you want any sort of weapon from me, you're gonna need a better plan, and maybe some actual incriminating evidence would help too, because I don't feel like you're being very fair.
But I do like McDonalds, and I'm not really doing anything tonight...hm...
Mussirus Italia Ferrari
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/22/2010, 5:59 pm
Wait a second. If the weakness for a gay person is a beautiful woman, then is the weakness of a straight person a beautiful guy? If so, then Conal might be my weakness.
Spoiler:
Conal 1337
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/23/2010, 3:15 am
I've logged your IP addresses for hacking, IRL murder & rape.
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/23/2010, 10:20 am
Loool wtf!!!??? XD
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/26/2010, 1:59 pm
HEEEYYY YEAAHHHH I'M GONNA RIIIDE INSAAAANNNNEEEE, AND AT THE MOMENT LIFE STARTS TO BUURNN I'M GONNA RIIDE THIIIS SUNSET TO THE GRAAVVEE
you can find me in disguise as the burger king at your nearest mcdonalds. i'll be on a harley burnin' rubber. c-ya there
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/26/2010, 3:11 pm
Jomadx wrote:
HEEEYYY YEAAHHHH I'M GONNA RIIIDE INSAAAANNNNEEEE, AND AT THE MOMENT LIFE STARTS TO BUURNN I'M GONNA RIIDE THIIIS SUNSET TO THE GRAAVVEE
SEVENDUST-Ride Insane off their 2010 album -Cold Day Memory-
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/26/2010, 3:41 pm
It's just the post count, guys. It's not about post quality but post quantity (I have both). There's no need to ruin the forum by deleting threads.
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/26/2010, 8:26 pm
Conal wrote:
I've logged your IP addresses for hacking, IRL murder & rape.
That's a bit much, don't you think? I mean, hacking I can understand, but murder AND rape? Couldn't you have just picked one?
Mussirus Italia Ferrari
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/26/2010, 8:29 pm
Spunky6666 wrote:
Conal wrote:
I've logged your IP addresses for hacking, IRL murder & rape.
That's a bit much, don't you think? I mean, hacking I can understand, but murder AND rape? Couldn't you have just picked one?
I hope he meant rape and murder, instead of murder and rape. Or do you suffer from necrophilia, Conal?
Conal 1337
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/27/2010, 7:09 am
Mussirus wrote:
I hope he meant rape and murder, instead of murder and rape. Or do you suffer from necrophilia, Conal?
You'll be suffering from necrophilia when I'm done raping you.
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 6/27/2010, 12:48 pm
Conal wrote:
Mussirus wrote:
I hope he meant rape and murder, instead of murder and rape. Or do you suffer from necrophilia, Conal?
You'll be suffering from necrophilia when I'm done raping you.
so mussirus will suddenly go out and rape dead people after you rape him? kinda weird dude
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 7/10/2010, 11:42 pm
Back from prison, For some reason they thought i raped and murdered. The point is Clawz still must be stopped.
REVOLUTION
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 7/11/2010, 3:30 pm
Jomadx wrote:
Conal wrote:
Mussirus wrote:
I hope he meant rape and murder, instead of murder and rape. Or do you suffer from necrophilia, Conal?
You'll be suffering from necrophilia when I'm done raping you.
so mussirus will suddenly go out and rape dead people after you rape him? kinda weird dude
No, he'll die during the rape.
Mussirus Italia Ferrari
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 7/11/2010, 6:48 pm
Conal wrote:
Jomadx wrote:
Conal wrote:
Mussirus wrote:
I hope he meant rape and murder, instead of murder and rape. Or do you suffer from necrophilia, Conal?
You'll be suffering from necrophilia when I'm done raping you.
so mussirus will suddenly go out and rape dead people after you rape him? kinda weird dude
No, he'll die during the rape.
But then i won't be able to suffer from necrophilia. Also, if i'll die during the rape, that means that you'll continue raping me after i died. So, you suffer from necrophilia.
Spunky6666 Satanic
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 7/11/2010, 7:58 pm
Mussirus wrote:
Conal wrote:
Jomadx wrote:
Conal wrote:
Mussirus wrote:
I hope he meant rape and murder, instead of murder and rape. Or do you suffer from necrophilia, Conal?
You'll be suffering from necrophilia when I'm done raping you.
so mussirus will suddenly go out and rape dead people after you rape him? kinda weird dude
No, he'll die during the rape.
But then i won't be able to suffer from necrophilia. Also, if i'll die during the rape, that means that you'll continue raping me after i died. So, you suffer from necrophilia.
And so the plot thickens...
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 7/12/2010, 10:00 am
Spunky6666 wrote:
Mussirus wrote:
Conal wrote:
Jomadx wrote:
Conal wrote:
Mussirus wrote:
I hope he meant rape and murder, instead of murder and rape. Or do you suffer from necrophilia, Conal?
You'll be suffering from necrophilia when I'm done raping you.
so mussirus will suddenly go out and rape dead people after you rape him? kinda weird dude
No, he'll die during the rape.
But then i won't be able to suffer from necrophilia. Also, if i'll die during the rape, that means that you'll continue raping me after i died. So, you suffer from necrophilia.
And so the plot thickens...
Yeah, except I'm not 'suffering' from it, Mussirus is.
Mussirus Italia Ferrari
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Subject: Re: Conal Must Be Stopped! 7/12/2010, 10:24 am
Conal wrote:
Spunky6666 wrote:
Mussirus wrote:
Conal wrote:
Jomadx wrote:
Conal wrote:
Mussirus wrote:
I hope he meant rape and murder, instead of murder and rape. Or do you suffer from necrophilia, Conal?
You'll be suffering from necrophilia when I'm done raping you.
so mussirus will suddenly go out and rape dead people after you rape him? kinda weird dude
No, he'll die during the rape.
But then i won't be able to suffer from necrophilia. Also, if i'll die during the rape, that means that you'll continue raping me after i died. So, you suffer from necrophilia.
And so the plot thickens...
Yeah, except I'm not 'suffering' from it, Mussirus is.
When you fuck dead bodies, you are suffering from necrophilia. Just like a pedophile is suffering from pedophilia. Of course, in this case i'm the victim and you make me suffer, but not from necrophilia. In this case, i suffer because of a necrophile. That necrophile, are you.