It was my first post on Newgrounds after lurking for hours before I did make one.
So this guy named Paul walked into a store. When he got in he realized it was a Porno shop, so he was 17 and illigaly there, but people didnt notice. He bought 20 vidios and when he got home amd watched them he heard a knock on the door saying "Police!" He opend it and the police arrested him for possesion of CHILD PORNAGRAPHY! He went to jail and in his cell he saw his friend called Joe. Then when they noticed each other Joe raped Paul it was like Hard and Fast. Then Joe killed him. Suddenly he saw that he was no longer in jail (Joe didnt) He was in some graveyard. "ZOMBIES!" he screamed, but they were coming after him. closer their bloodthirsty minds came then they came and ate him. Joe screamed "AHHHHHHHHHH!" then he woke up! He was reincarnated, but it was real bad. How bad? When he saw himself in the mirrio he realized, he was reincarnated into an EMO! then he killed himself.
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