suicide bomber

Subject: suicide bomber 2/9/2010, 11:50 am

alright..you're chillin' at a really popular party, tons of people are there enjoying themselves. Suddently, you see a mad man running up to the houses with a bomb on his chance, and he just happens to be yelling ALALALALALA. What do you decide to do with your possibly few more seconds of life, to try to get out of this situation?

Subject: Re: suicide bomber 2/9/2010, 12:44 pm

I drop my pants to confuse him. After that, i smack him in the face and i make sure he doesn't ignite the bomb. Oh, it looks like i've knocked him out. Now, i tell al the people to run for their lives and when everybody's on a safe distance i steal the detonator and call the cops.
Problem solved and i'm the hero of the day. Tada.

Subject: Re: suicide bomber 2/10/2010, 12:05 am

I would scream FREE WILLY, Than once he realizes the the real people that need to be blown up are the ones holding innocent whales captive, He will leave and blow up the aquarium.

Subject: Re: suicide bomber 2/10/2010, 3:28 pm

Jomadx wrote:: alright..you're chillin' at a really popular party, tons of people are there enjoying themselves. Suddently, you see a mad man running up to the houses with a bomb on his chance, and he just happens to be yelling ALALALALALA. What do you decide to do with your possibly few more seconds of life, to try to get out of this situation?

Get to the nearest window and JUMP!!!
tho the alalalalalala sounds familiar(maybe from postal 2)
Its a terrorist lol.

Subject: Re: suicide bomber 2/13/2010, 4:09 am

Yes, indeed, this sounds very Postal.

Subject: Re: suicide bomber 2/13/2010, 5:29 am

Option 2:
Unzip yo pants and piss on the terrorist XD
(yu can do that in postal 2 XD)

Subject: Re: suicide bomber 2/13/2010, 4:22 pm

I'd say "OH NO A TERRORIST"

Then die.

» (Response to Fiaman's "My suicide letter"..."Realm of Tray"