I received a Blowjob Today

Ohkay, so I'm just in high school, awright? And I've been dating this girl for four weeks on tuesday, a month tomorrow, and we really get along. So, it's to the point where saying things trying to convince the other to do sexual things, other than sex, isn't taken as tottally perverted, if we're in the mood. And I have learned, exactly how to get my GF in the mood to suck on my penis, neck with her some and spank her like three times. So I do that today, and she pulls me into the bathroom, sits me down, pulls my penis out, and goes to work. Best. Experience. Ever. I held back her hair, and every once in a while would push her down into a deep throat. This is NOT made up. I know the "Pics or it didn't happen", but it did. Porn cannot relay how good it feels. Anyone else care to share stories involving oral sex?

Ok fine I gave someone a blowjob. Happy?

uhh..well man you coulda left out some of those details, it was kinda too much information lol..but i guess congrats dude. you got a blowjob. two thumbs up lol

Good job, buddy! Now go out there and get AIDS. I'm not just sure that you will, I'm HIV positive.

Dammit, it still lags even on this laptop.